• Stardate log 775 slept in pod waiting for final transfer. Spock and I are planning a break for it. #
• Stardate log 3256321 boarded ship for transfer to new cell. #
• Stardate log 32532 the captors are offering free round trips back to this wretched planet on their wretched ships. #unitedfail #
• Stardate log 234676 the captors are claiming we will leave soon and moved to different cells with beds. #unitedfail #
• stardate log 203984 – it’s been 5 hrs since our escape was delayed. we are trap’d in a pit eating strange meat patties w/ bread. need sleep. #
• losing laptop battery life and no recharging station in ghetto ass pittsburgh airport. going to begin each tweet with “star date log” #
• lesson learned. never flying united again. will pay extra for assurance that my plane won’t need a spare part for the wing #unitedfail #
• aaaaaaand it’s a leak. great. #
• WOW Airtran, run by United, has ANOTHER tech prob with plane. Flight 991 PIT 2 ATL. #united #fail #
• WTF United ? You ground a flight to OHA for “work” then have only 2 red-faced agents at the desk to reschedule not 1 but 2 of your flights? #
• About to board pittsburgh light rail. #fb #

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